Since I’ve Joined AA

Since I’ve joined AA, I’ve gained quite a bit of weight.
A friend told me it was because I didn’t get as much
exercise as I used to.

“But I never exercised while I was still drinking,”
I protested.

“Sure you did,” he countered.
“Here’s the exercise program you were on:”

– Hitting the bottle
– Beating yourself up
– Bending the rules
– Stretching the truth
– Jogging your memory
– Running into trouble
– Jumping to conclusions
– Stepping on toes
– Climbing the walls
– Dodging responsibility
– Pushing your luck
– Pulling the wool over peoples eyes
– Walking all over people
– Carrying a grudge
– Throwing fits
– Picking up the pieces.

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