If you answer yes to any of these questions you might need alcoholics anonymous in your life:
- Do you sleep on the couch since you set your bed on fire when you passed out while smoking?
- Was your liver purchased on the black market in South America?
- Was the woman you woke up next to last Sunday really your wife; in fact was she really a woman?
- Does every bartender in the neighborhood recognize your wifes voice and automatically tell her you’re not there?
- Have you ever considered the priesthood just for the wine?
- Did the family next door go to Disneyworld last year on the money they made from recycling your empties?
- Did the hotel room you rented on vacation last year seem awfully cramped until you woke up and realized you were sleeping in your car?
- Do you have a tab down at the local police station for your DUI fines?
- Do you choose your cologne for its taste rather than its scent?
- At your favorite bar do they have a special stool made for you with a seatbelt and a roll bar installed?
- Do you think the “morning after pill” is a new hangover cure?
- Is your favorite color amber?
- Is your new home made of heavy duty cardboard and says “Kenmore” on the side?
- Have you ever woken up some morning wearing someone elses underwear?
- Is your kids favorite song during the Holiday season, “Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas.?”
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